Fifty shades of grey causes man to assault girlfriend with steak sauce?

by Imangryatnews

Ok gang,
I don’t know what you think about the trilogy Fifty shades of grey but I know what one man in the UK thinks about it.

So here’s the skinny..
A couple were discussing the “wonderful” book Fifty shades of grey and she was reading steamy sexy passages from it.

Evidently he didn’t agree that it was so brilliant and told her so.

The next day he showed up at her home armed with a bottle of steak sauce and the argument over the so called saucy book (her opinion) pornographic trash (his opinion) began again.

Things got heated and he pulled out his weapon of choice (steak sauce) and squirted it in her face to show her the true definition of saucy.

The law was called and the man was charged with common assault. (I thought the charge should have been condiment assault personally)

Read the full story here.

My opinion about these supposed bestsellers is that it’s bull shit.

Why you ask?

From what I have seen evidently the story was originally sexual fan fiction about the Twilight Saga characters and once so many perverse Twilight Fans jumped to read it the author put up a website, changed the characters to non twilight characters and got rich.

I think that these books are nothing more than trashy romance novels.

What do you think?

Doctor Out